The National Llama

by your favorite llama



I’m back babies!


I know I messed up disappearing for almost four days, but I had my reasons. I felt that I had nothing good to write about, even though I still had Zootopia’s review, The Mysterious Book story and a little bit more.

But today was the day I saw something that made me come here and write stuff for the blog. Expect to read a review about 10 Cloverfield Lane soon. Probably in some hours. There is some stuff I need to take out of my chest.

So, keep awake, and you’ll see what I mean.

Oh, for some reason, every time I touch Arena 4 in Clash Royale, I get a 3 to 4 lose-streak, why? At least I finally got the skeleton army, I hope it helps me.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉




I’m sorry, but I ended up lying to y’all. I said I would post three things: my Zootopia review, my comparison between Frank Sinatra and Polly Scattergood singing “New York, New York” and the story of the mysterious book.

Unfortunately I’m waaaaaaay too tired an exhausted (yeah, both) to write good quality stuff, and I HOPE I can post all of then tomorrow.

Also, tomorrow is #TheTriggering, even though I’m excited about it, I have decided that I won’t post stuff about it, because I don’t create enemies.

So, I need to drink water, go to bed and take a long llama nap.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

Sleeping Late


I ended up going to watch Zootopia, we got in the latest screening. It’s really good, but nothing special. Later today I can make a review about it. Probably I would have enjoyed more if I haven’t remembered why I hate to go out with this group of “friends”.

At least I ate Taco Bell, got free popcorn and got a free ride to the 7-Eleven near my house, but getting there I realized that they don’t sell any beer whatsoever, so I bought my first roll-your-own cigarette, and failed to do it properly. I forgot to buy the filter!

Later on, while smoking my half ass handmade cigarette, I walked to a market near my house, and got a six-pack of my favorite IPA, Sierra Nevada, even though I haven’t figured out what was the marvelous Sierra Nevada I drank at the burger joint near LACMA. One day I’ll figure out.

And last, but not least, I made a comparison between Frank Sinatra’s version of New York, New York, with Polly Scattergood’s one. I’ll post it online after I get some feedback for it.

So, time to go to bed, because I need to wake up in less than 5 hours! I done goofed, my friends.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

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