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A Single Piece Pita Bread


I woke up super tired, for some reason, even though I know I didn’t sleep much, I woke all messed up. Ultra hungry, with my intestines feeling hurt, and I stupidly only ate one piece of pita bread.

At the moment I’m at BB Studios, starving and the vending machines’ room will only open around 10:15… argh!

I accidentally revealed the existence of my new Brazillian llama friend to some alpacas, BUT I’m glad that they don’t pay attention on what I say, so, I’m kinda safe.

I will try to post the mysterious book story, which is not long, here today.

If more stuff happens, you guys will be reading here.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉


Exhausted, but happy!


I did some of the things I need to do, but I’ll finish the rest tomorrow, before the deadline.

Now it’s time to go to bed, because today I have to wake up at 8am, and go to BB Studios, and stay until 4pm, and then come home, start my laundry and cleaning my bedroom and bathroom. Argh!

But even though I’m exhausted, I’m really happy with everything that happened today, including using my headphones to ignore the Scientology guys who keep asking me to join them.

Good night!

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉



I’m sorry, but I ended up lying to y’all. I said I would post three things: my Zootopia review, my comparison between Frank Sinatra and Polly Scattergood singing “New York, New York” and the story of the mysterious book.

Unfortunately I’m waaaaaaay too tired an exhausted (yeah, both) to write good quality stuff, and I HOPE I can post all of then tomorrow.

Also, tomorrow is #TheTriggering, even though I’m excited about it, I have decided that I won’t post stuff about it, because I don’t create enemies.

So, I need to drink water, go to bed and take a long llama nap.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

Sleeping Late


I ended up going to watch Zootopia, we got in the latest screening. It’s really good, but nothing special. Later today I can make a review about it. Probably I would have enjoyed more if I haven’t remembered why I hate to go out with this group of “friends”.

At least I ate Taco Bell, got free popcorn and got a free ride to the 7-Eleven near my house, but getting there I realized that they don’t sell any beer whatsoever, so I bought my first roll-your-own cigarette, and failed to do it properly. I forgot to buy the filter!

Later on, while smoking my half ass handmade cigarette, I walked to a market near my house, and got a six-pack of my favorite IPA, Sierra Nevada, even though I haven’t figured out what was the marvelous Sierra Nevada I drank at the burger joint near LACMA. One day I’ll figure out.

And last, but not least, I made a comparison between Frank Sinatra’s version of New York, New York, with Polly Scattergood’s one. I’ll post it online after I get some feedback for it.

So, time to go to bed, because I need to wake up in less than 5 hours! I done goofed, my friends.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

Time to go!


Now i am completely exhausted. I have spent 14 bucks just to have my domain up here, and since I never did that before. The whole Domain Mapping process was so confusing, that it took me two staff members to help me.

I need to wake up early. So, time to go to drink a bunch of water and then go to bed.

I hope the domain problems are completely solved when I wake up.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

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