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I’m back babies!

Howdy!

I know I messed up disappearing for almost four days, but I had my reasons. I felt that I had nothing good to write about, even though I still had Zootopia’s review, The Mysterious Book story and a little bit more.

But today was the day I saw something that made me come here and write stuff for the blog. Expect to read a review about 10 Cloverfield Lane soon. Probably in some hours. There is some stuff I need to take out of my chest.

So, keep awake, and you’ll see what I mean.

Oh, for some reason, every time I touch Arena 4 in Clash Royale, I get a 3 to 4 lose-streak, why? At least I finally got the skeleton army, I hope it helps me.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

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A Single Piece Pita Bread

Howdy!

I woke up super tired, for some reason, even though I know I didn’t sleep much, I woke all messed up. Ultra hungry, with my intestines feeling hurt, and I stupidly only ate one piece of pita bread.

At the moment I’m at BB Studios, starving and the vending machines’ room will only open around 10:15… argh!

I accidentally revealed the existence of my new Brazillian llama friend to some alpacas, BUT I’m glad that they don’t pay attention on what I say, so, I’m kinda safe.

I will try to post the mysterious book story, which is not long, here today.

If more stuff happens, you guys will be reading here.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

THE SLEEPNING

Howdy,

I’m sorry, but I ended up lying to y’all. I said I would post three things: my Zootopia review, my comparison between Frank Sinatra and Polly Scattergood singing “New York, New York” and the story of the mysterious book.

Unfortunately I’m waaaaaaay too tired an exhausted (yeah, both) to write good quality stuff, and I HOPE I can post all of then tomorrow.

Also, tomorrow is #TheTriggering, even though I’m excited about it, I have decided that I won’t post stuff about it, because I don’t create enemies.

So, I need to drink water, go to bed and take a long llama nap.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

TOP TIER COFFEE

Howdy,

It’s really good to see that other bloggers are liking some of my posts, even though, if people didn’t like it, I would keep doing it, because why not, right?

Somebody bought a really creamy smelling coffee, which reminds me of the top tier coffees I usually drink when I travel with my family or for business. When I was at Hilton Tokyo, everything over there was top tier. I feel that are only two good types of coffee, the top tier ones you get from 4 or 5-star hotels or places that pay a lot of money for certain types of coffee, or the ones you or someone make for you, when you are going through a bad situation. This makes me miss my mom, even though, until today, I fight a lot with her (it’s getting better, we are fighting less, I’m becoming a good boy).

Oh, today I was confused, three pimples randomly appeared on my face! I feel like a hormonal teenager. It’s been ages since I got my last pimple.

And, to close this post, I have a question: did penises grow over the time? Because every painting and sculpture ever have a really small dick. Pardon my language and my ignorance, but it is better to ask than keep the question unanswered inside my head.

Later today, I will also tell you people, the story of the mysterious book that appeared in front of my building.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

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