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Nostalgic Trap

Howdy,

Right now it is 5h30 in the morning, and guess who is still awake and probably will waste his Sunday Morning? Yeah, you guessed right, Peter Panda (the one from Vin Diesel’s babysitter film). But you probably forgot that Peter Panda even existed, huh?

Jokes apart, yes, I am still awake, and the reason is that I got stuck in a Nostalgic Trap. What is a Nostalgic Trap? It is when you see something that reminds you of a really good/fun part of your life, and them it leads you to another them, that leads you to another things and it never stops.

And now the question is: What is my Nostalgic Trap? Old Free Step videos. Why? When I was a teenager, I used to dance Free Step, which actually, was the thing that helped me make friends when I moved to Rio de Janeiro (when I was around 15), and at the time, making Free Step videos was the coolest thing between this group of people. I have over 15 videos of me dancing it. But how did I even remember all of this on a random Saturday evening? Easy! There is a Facebook page that re-uploads old Free Step videos, and one of them appeared on my timeline, which lead me to another video, of a guy who used a song I’ve used in one of my videos… and there I went for almost 2h30!

I’m exhausted, sad and mad at the same time. I truly wish I could enjoy more, right now it seems that I going through a really hard phase, and I now that I won’t have the same type of fun that I used to when I was younger. It kinda makes me sad.

And to complete, there is the fact that me and my ex-Brazilian Llamarina split up, so I’m alone in my journey again.

Alone. Broke. Unmotivated.

Please, don’t think I’m one of this crazy suicidal Tumblr kids, I’m just going through a hard phase right now, and until things get better, it will be hard.

And as usual, last but not least, if you’re reading this, it means that you read some of the things that I needed to get out of my chest and that means a lot, even if I don’t have a clue of who you are!

See you soon, muchachos! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Photoshop King

Howdy,

Today is the day I’m going to fix my llama fur, and it’s been months that I don’t do that, so, I’m pretty excited!

Oh, and I almost forgot to show you… A couple days ago, my beautiful Brazillian Llamarina, needed some help with her college stuff, and to influence her, I decided to do the same thing. She needed to do 4 covers for a fictional magazine, and while she was doing it, I did three myself.

(Click on them to see it in full resolution)

Pretty good, huh? I’m really proud of myself.

So, now it’s time to get ready, because the place Mr. Llama is going is fancy!

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! ๐Ÿ˜‰

A Single Piece Pita Bread

Howdy!

I woke up super tired, for some reason, even though I know I didn’t sleep much, I woke all messed up. Ultra hungry, with my intestines feeling hurt, and I stupidly only ate one piece of pita bread.

At the moment I’m at BB Studios, starving and the vending machines’ room will only open around 10:15… argh!

I accidentally revealed the existence of my new Brazillian llama friend to some alpacas, BUT I’m glad that they don’t pay attention on what I say, so, I’m kinda safe.

I will try to post the mysterious book story, which is not long, here today.

If more stuff happens, you guys will be reading here.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! ๐Ÿ˜‰

GETTING WORRIED

Howdy,

I’m glad that my Brazilian Llamarina is having a really good time at her new job. Her previous boss was a dumbass (pardon my language again, but you will need to get used to that), and this two new bosses seem really fun to work with.

I still can’t understand what goes on inside BB Studios people’s head, but they think, or at least act like their mind work so ARGH! MHERG! URGH! It’s hard to explain… Almost like a monkey who found a human brain on the ground, bites it, throws it, and to finish, fucks it. I really don’t know what their brain goes through to make them say so many dumb stuff. To see an example, Mr. K. ย was talking about how America usually bites their tongue on their radical views, like for example, gay marriage, and then, Kebab, the overweight alpaca, responded him with a stupid question:

“Do you think that in some years, America will allow incestual marriage?” – The Alpaca, Kebab, 2016

No, she was not joking, she asked a serious question, which worries me. How can someone seriously think this will really happen? Actually, there is a possibility, but I like to use common sense and avoid cyclops babies becoming a thing.

And now, to close this post with epicness, people over here think that Mac Pro is the strongest computer being sold online… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg, stop being a bunch of dumbasses

Oh yeah, the project was approved, now I just need to choose the pretty faces.

Yes, I’m posting and will post a lot today.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! ๐Ÿ˜‰

TOP TIER COFFEE

Howdy,

It’s really good to see that other bloggers are liking some of my posts, even though, if people didn’t like it, I would keep doing it, because why not, right?

Somebody bought a really creamy smelling coffee, which reminds me of the top tier coffees I usually drink when I travel with my family or for business. When I was at Hilton Tokyo, everything over there was top tier. I feel that are only two good types of coffee, the top tier ones you get from 4 or 5-star hotels or places that pay a lot of money for certain types of coffee, or the ones you or someone make for you, when you are going through a bad situation. This makes me miss my mom, even though, until today, I fight a lot with her (it’s getting better, we are fighting less, I’m becoming a good boy).

Oh, today I was confused, three pimples randomly appeared on my face! I feel like a hormonal teenager. It’s been ages since I got my last pimple.

And, to close this post, I have a question: did penises grow over the time? Because every painting and sculpture ever have a really small dick. Pardon my language and my ignorance, but it is better to ask than keep the question unanswered inside my head.

Later today, I will also tell you people, the story of the mysterious book that appeared in front of my building.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! ๐Ÿ˜‰

MORE CHICKEN BREAST STICKS!

Howdy,

I know it’s kinda late to make my morning post, but I had to do some things before I walked to BB Studios (Not the real name, silly people).ย It’s good to live 10 minutes away (walking distance) to places I need to go almost everyday.ย So, I had this chicken breast sticks (with ketchup and mustard), and it was pretty tasty, not healthy, but tasty.

My day will be busy until 4pm, I guess, and I’m hope I’m really free after this, because I want to spend my evening writing. I hope it works.

I’m also afraid that people here will notice that I really dislike them. I’m trying my best, smiling a lot, still laugh at their stupid jokes, but I getting less patient.

And I hope LACasting finally approve my project, because I need to do the casting ASAP!

Oh, and HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY, MUCHACHITAS!

Y’all will see me posting a lot today!

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! ๐Ÿ˜‰

 

Time to go!

Howdy!

Now i am completely exhausted. I have spent 14 bucks just to have my domain up here, and since I never did that before. The whole Domain Mapping process was so confusing, that it took me two staff members to help me.

I need to wake up early. So, time to go to drink a bunch of water and then go to bed.

I hope the domain problems are completely solved when I wake up.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Sunday Morning

Howdy!

I’ve just woke up after some hours of sleep. I’ve been having some weird dreams recently, and it makes me wake up kinda stressed or a little bit exhausted.

But let’s cut to the chase: somebody shared on Facebook a clip of the “new” Digimon (not Digimon Tri), but one that has a guy called Taigiru (I’m bad with foreign names) and he needs to get something called “Brave Snatcher”. The clip was cool, showing that this Digimon kept the anime’s essence after all.

Oh, yeah, in 20 minutes I need to start walking to set (which is 15 minutes away from my home). I’m sending some texts right now seeing if somebody can pick me up, and I hope they answer.

Anyway, I have to get dressed, eat some breakfast, and get ready to roll.

And, I still have no concrete plans for what I’m going to do after set.

Ohhhhh, and last, but not least, thanks for the like I got yesterday on the blog! ๐Ÿ˜€

See you soon muchachos! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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