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The Llama Show – Day 7959

Good Morning, if you may.

As you know, my name is Llama, at least my internet name. I plan on returning to my Truman Show, which is this blog, and I’ll try to post more and more. I’m slowly trying to fix the mess that is around my life at the moment. And I should start doing it by finally making the festival announcements that needed to be done a couple months ago, on my short film’s Facebook page.

Speaking of Truman Show, I’ve recently (last night) watched The Truman Show for the first time and what a fucking fantastic film! Pardon my language. 😉

Also, I took a look at Martha Marcy May Marlene, which is surprisingly great. Really uneasy and nerve-racking, BUT it does its job more than well.

I would give The Truman Show a round 90 and Martha Marcy May Marlene a 77. I’ll make reviews in the future, if I don’t abandon this again.

Being honest is the first step to fix everything, isn’t it?

Thanks for tuning in, and I’ll see you later!

Adios! 😉

“Life of Pablo” by Kanye West – REVIEW

Finally Life of Pablo, Kanye West’s new album, was released in multiple streaming platforms.

I took my time, listened to the entire thing, and decided to do a review.

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“Life of Pablo” by Kanye West

Even if you don’t like their music, is undeniable that Kendrick Lamar and Kanye West are big geniuses of 2010s music. Not only because of their provocative style, and awesome productions, but they know what to say to follow a certain theme they want to achieve when they were making their albums.

Even though Life of Pablo is not his strongest album, it is still delightful to listen to.

Songs like Ultralight BeamWaves and Fade are great songs if you are out of creativity juice, and needs some inspiration.

I cannot forget to mention the awesome performances that Rihanna and Chris Brown made in the songs they sang with Kanye.

And last, but not least, I recommend this album for people who love 2010s rap music. This album is like modern art, not suited for everybody.

Album: Life of Pablo
Artist: Kanye West
Year: 2016
Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap
Songs: 19
Duration: 59:44
Top Song: “Waves”
Honorable Mentions: “Ultralight Beam”, “Wolves” and “Fade”
Rate: ★★★★☆

LLAMAAWARD

Cards Against Llamanity

Howdy,

Good night! Today, I’ve finally released my stress going out with some llamas. Oh yeah, my fur looks nice now. So, Mr. Llama was on point.

We went to a friends finals of his hockey regional team, but they loss. We went to a nice pub, we drank, and we played a lot of Cards Against Humanity. I lost to this same friend by only one point. He got 15, I got 14. :C

I enjoy going out with them, even though, sometimes, I feel less welcome than everybody. Maybe it is just me. I’m used to how warm Brazilian people are, and how much better I was at talking, or making jokes, because of the small, but significant language barrier I have to go through.

At least I had a good April Fools’. It could be better? Yes, but it also could be worse, so I can’t complain.

See you soon, muchachos! 😉

King of the April Fools’, Google, Failed!

Howdy,

How are your beautiful faces? Did you all see the giant backfire that Google’s April Fools joke made?

It is insane the amount of people who still fall for dumb stuff like this, and the worse, people will sue Google because apparently, this joke THAT THEY AGREE TO BE PART OF, made people lose their jobs, and other similar horrible situations. COME ON PEOPLE! AMERICA! YOU CANNOT BE THAT DUMB! That was a normal send button, and a joke button, so if you are sending an email to your boss, PLEASE, DO NOT TRY TO BE FUNNY! Be professional, it is your boss, for llama’s sake.

I’m happy that NeonMob and YouTube did excellent April Fools’ jokes were received very well by their audience.

At the end of the day, Google will still be the King of the internet, and dumb people will still be dumb people.

See you soon, muchachos! 😉

Photoshop King

Howdy,

Today is the day I’m going to fix my llama fur, and it’s been months that I don’t do that, so, I’m pretty excited!

Oh, and I almost forgot to show you… A couple days ago, my beautiful Brazillian Llamarina, needed some help with her college stuff, and to influence her, I decided to do the same thing. She needed to do 4 covers for a fictional magazine, and while she was doing it, I did three myself.

(Click on them to see it in full resolution)

Pretty good, huh? I’m really proud of myself.

So, now it’s time to get ready, because the place Mr. Llama is going is fancy!

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

I’m back babies!

Howdy!

I know I messed up disappearing for almost four days, but I had my reasons. I felt that I had nothing good to write about, even though I still had Zootopia’s review, The Mysterious Book story and a little bit more.

But today was the day I saw something that made me come here and write stuff for the blog. Expect to read a review about 10 Cloverfield Lane soon. Probably in some hours. There is some stuff I need to take out of my chest.

So, keep awake, and you’ll see what I mean.

Oh, for some reason, every time I touch Arena 4 in Clash Royale, I get a 3 to 4 lose-streak, why? At least I finally got the skeleton army, I hope it helps me.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

Favor March, part 2

Howdy,

Before you read my stuff, notice that part one happened before this blog even existed. Thanks for understanding.

So, I was sooooo tired yesterday, that I end up sleeping at 8pm (WHAAAT?), and woke up at 4am. Did some of the stuff I needed to do and played a game on my phone for a little bit.

What game? Clash Royale. Why? Because two buddies play it, and they are kinda bad at it, so, I decided to create an account and in less than 24 hours, I’m already with 893 trophies! I’m already ranked higher than one of them, who is playing for a couple days. And the second one is around 100 trophies above me, but he is playing it for more than a week.

N0w I need to get dressed, because Mr. Producer Llama over here, needs to take my ass to set, and happily, I’m not walking today. Why? Because it’s raining and I got a excuse to get a ride.

I’ll try to post more stuff as soon as I get there, ok?

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

A Single Piece Pita Bread

Howdy!

I woke up super tired, for some reason, even though I know I didn’t sleep much, I woke all messed up. Ultra hungry, with my intestines feeling hurt, and I stupidly only ate one piece of pita bread.

At the moment I’m at BB Studios, starving and the vending machines’ room will only open around 10:15… argh!

I accidentally revealed the existence of my new Brazillian llama friend to some alpacas, BUT I’m glad that they don’t pay attention on what I say, so, I’m kinda safe.

I will try to post the mysterious book story, which is not long, here today.

If more stuff happens, you guys will be reading here.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

THE SLEEPNING

Howdy,

I’m sorry, but I ended up lying to y’all. I said I would post three things: my Zootopia review, my comparison between Frank Sinatra and Polly Scattergood singing “New York, New York” and the story of the mysterious book.

Unfortunately I’m waaaaaaay too tired an exhausted (yeah, both) to write good quality stuff, and I HOPE I can post all of then tomorrow.

Also, tomorrow is #TheTriggering, even though I’m excited about it, I have decided that I won’t post stuff about it, because I don’t create enemies.

So, I need to drink water, go to bed and take a long llama nap.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

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