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Nostalgic Trap

Howdy,

Right now it is 5h30 in the morning, and guess who is still awake and probably will waste his Sunday Morning? Yeah, you guessed right, Peter Panda (the one from Vin Diesel’s babysitter film). But you probably forgot that Peter Panda even existed, huh?

Jokes apart, yes, I am still awake, and the reason is that I got stuck in a Nostalgic Trap. What is a Nostalgic Trap? It is when you see something that reminds you of a really good/fun part of your life, and them it leads you to another them, that leads you to another things and it never stops.

And now the question is: What is my Nostalgic Trap? Old Free Step videos. Why? When I was a teenager, I used to dance Free Step, which actually, was the thing that helped me make friends when I moved to Rio de Janeiro (when I was around 15), and at the time, making Free Step videos was the coolest thing between this group of people. I have over 15 videos of me dancing it. But how did I even remember all of this on a random Saturday evening? Easy! There is a Facebook page that re-uploads old Free Step videos, and one of them appeared on my timeline, which lead me to another video, of a guy who used a song I’ve used in one of my videos… and there I went for almost 2h30!

I’m exhausted, sad and mad at the same time. I truly wish I could enjoy more, right now it seems that I going through a really hard phase, and I now that I won’t have the same type of fun that I used to when I was younger. It kinda makes me sad.

And to complete, there is the fact that me and my ex-Brazilian Llamarina split up, so I’m alone in my journey again.

Alone. Broke. Unmotivated.

Please, don’t think I’m one of this crazy suicidal Tumblr kids, I’m just going through a hard phase right now, and until things get better, it will be hard.

And as usual, last but not least, if you’re reading this, it means that you read some of the things that I needed to get out of my chest and that means a lot, even if I don’t have a clue of who you are!

See you soon, muchachos! 😉

Cancelled Plans

Howdy,

It’s been a while… again! I know!

But let’s go right into my day: Yesterday I went to the movie theater to watch Hardcore Henry, which I will be reviewing soon. It kinda sucked, but nothing too bad to piss me off. And then we had a party at night, which moved to today, due to location problems, and 2 hours before the whole thing today, BOOM, it got cancelled. So here I am, Saturday night, alone, and broke, not going anywhere.

Probably I’ll watch some The Walking Dead and kill Season 2.

Oh, yeah, there is another problem!!! I ran out of mustard and as stated before, I’m broke, and until Monday, I won’t be able to afford mustard! How will I make Mayo-and-Mustard Chicken Sandwiches? My fat llama body craves for this sandwich… 😦

And last, but not least, I will be also reviewing Weezer’s White Album this week! But today, unfortunately, it’s time to chill.

See you soon, muchachos! 😉

Cards Against Llamanity

Howdy,

Good night! Today, I’ve finally released my stress going out with some llamas. Oh yeah, my fur looks nice now. So, Mr. Llama was on point.

We went to a friends finals of his hockey regional team, but they loss. We went to a nice pub, we drank, and we played a lot of Cards Against Humanity. I lost to this same friend by only one point. He got 15, I got 14. :C

I enjoy going out with them, even though, sometimes, I feel less welcome than everybody. Maybe it is just me. I’m used to how warm Brazilian people are, and how much better I was at talking, or making jokes, because of the small, but significant language barrier I have to go through.

At least I had a good April Fools’. It could be better? Yes, but it also could be worse, so I can’t complain.

See you soon, muchachos! 😉

King of the April Fools’, Google, Failed!

Howdy,

How are your beautiful faces? Did you all see the giant backfire that Google’s April Fools joke made?

It is insane the amount of people who still fall for dumb stuff like this, and the worse, people will sue Google because apparently, this joke THAT THEY AGREE TO BE PART OF, made people lose their jobs, and other similar horrible situations. COME ON PEOPLE! AMERICA! YOU CANNOT BE THAT DUMB! That was a normal send button, and a joke button, so if you are sending an email to your boss, PLEASE, DO NOT TRY TO BE FUNNY! Be professional, it is your boss, for llama’s sake.

I’m happy that NeonMob and YouTube did excellent April Fools’ jokes were received very well by their audience.

At the end of the day, Google will still be the King of the internet, and dumb people will still be dumb people.

See you soon, muchachos! 😉

Favor March is taking all my energy!

Howdy,

Finally I’m starting the last project of Favor March, even though we are already in April.

So Favor March included 5 music videos, and I already did 4! Woo-hoo!

And tomorrow we start the last one. Today I need to sleep reaaaaaaaally early, to have enough energy. A weekend with two 12-hour shoots + 1 hour of lunch on each.

But it needs to be done. The crew is good. The cast  too. And when it ends, I’ll be able to come back to my Llama Blogger life!

See you soon, muchachos! 😉

Is Friday Afternoon Live!

Howdy,

Since SMITE – a game I play for years – is giving some free gems, I decided to play it, and why not share the experience with you?

Don’t expect a full streamer show, it’s just me playing SMITE, listening to Ultra Music Festival 2016.

But If you want to watch me play, or have some background music, enjoy!

https://www.twitch.tv/thenationalllama

Photoshop King

Howdy,

Today is the day I’m going to fix my llama fur, and it’s been months that I don’t do that, so, I’m pretty excited!

Oh, and I almost forgot to show you… A couple days ago, my beautiful Brazillian Llamarina, needed some help with her college stuff, and to influence her, I decided to do the same thing. She needed to do 4 covers for a fictional magazine, and while she was doing it, I did three myself.

(Click on them to see it in full resolution)

Pretty good, huh? I’m really proud of myself.

So, now it’s time to get ready, because the place Mr. Llama is going is fancy!

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

I’m back babies!

Howdy!

I know I messed up disappearing for almost four days, but I had my reasons. I felt that I had nothing good to write about, even though I still had Zootopia’s review, The Mysterious Book story and a little bit more.

But today was the day I saw something that made me come here and write stuff for the blog. Expect to read a review about 10 Cloverfield Lane soon. Probably in some hours. There is some stuff I need to take out of my chest.

So, keep awake, and you’ll see what I mean.

Oh, for some reason, every time I touch Arena 4 in Clash Royale, I get a 3 to 4 lose-streak, why? At least I finally got the skeleton army, I hope it helps me.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

Favor March, part 2

Howdy,

Before you read my stuff, notice that part one happened before this blog even existed. Thanks for understanding.

So, I was sooooo tired yesterday, that I end up sleeping at 8pm (WHAAAT?), and woke up at 4am. Did some of the stuff I needed to do and played a game on my phone for a little bit.

What game? Clash Royale. Why? Because two buddies play it, and they are kinda bad at it, so, I decided to create an account and in less than 24 hours, I’m already with 893 trophies! I’m already ranked higher than one of them, who is playing for a couple days. And the second one is around 100 trophies above me, but he is playing it for more than a week.

N0w I need to get dressed, because Mr. Producer Llama over here, needs to take my ass to set, and happily, I’m not walking today. Why? Because it’s raining and I got a excuse to get a ride.

I’ll try to post more stuff as soon as I get there, ok?

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

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