The National Llama

by your favorite llama



Unexpected full day!


Aaaaaand good night to my fellow llamas! Even though I planned to stay at home all day, I had a lot of stuff to do, including my laundry (which is still on hold)!

I did a lot of work for Favor March, but I had a meeting that I almost forgot, with a new friend, a fellow Brazilian llama who sings very well. After a delicious cappuccino and our long off-topic conversations, she invited me to an artist showcase that was happening tonight.

I wish I could have stayed in Hollywood, but I felt the urge to get a bus and go home, at least for an hour just to talk with my Brazilian Llamarina.

And while I was talking to her, the actor we had booked for Friday and Saturday, quit, because he found a gig that requires less time and pays more… urgh.

But we found another guy, who seems pretty cool to work with, and I hope I’m right.

Later on I went back to Hollywood, and wow! Some people blew my mind tonight! Oh, and I got free pizza! I feel this is a good friendship, that have just started.

Now I need to do a crew list and a one sheet budget… WISH ME LUCK!

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉




I know it’s kinda late to make my morning post, but I had to do some things before I walked to BB Studios (Not the real name, silly people). It’s good to live 10 minutes away (walking distance) to places I need to go almost everyday. So, I had this chicken breast sticks (with ketchup and mustard), and it was pretty tasty, not healthy, but tasty.

My day will be busy until 4pm, I guess, and I’m hope I’m really free after this, because I want to spend my evening writing. I hope it works.

I’m also afraid that people here will notice that I really dislike them. I’m trying my best, smiling a lot, still laugh at their stupid jokes, but I getting less patient.

And I hope LACasting finally approve my project, because I need to do the casting ASAP!


Y’all will see me posting a lot today!

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉


I don’t know what to do!


Just got home after a full day! (Actually, it has been a few hours since I put my llama body inside my house)

I’m almost giving up on trying to learn how to use ProTools, it is way too complicated. The amount audio tracks in a film is overwhelming. That’s why I always hire sound people, because they don’t only know it, but they enjoy it.

But the day got better, even though my lunch costed me $15, it included a SUSHI BURRITO! AND IT WAS CALLED A SUPERMAN BURRITO! It was delicious, EVEN THOUGH I’ve ordered my burrito with no avocado, but guess what, people in California cannot do stuff without avocado. 😦

I also had a consultation with my mentor, and it went truthful, but horrible. He told something I need to hear: I don’t love this movie, I’m not honest with this. But now, I have no clue of what I’m doing with it. I can’t have a good idea, I have a billion of others things to do and because of me being a stupid Llama, I even discussed with my beautiful Brazilian Llamarina. Argh. I wish I was not attached on Favor March.

And last, but not least, the same friend who did the Llama pixel art face for this blog, created a character inspired on me, which in featured in his new NeonMob series: Pixel Wars! Get some promo packs here:

Oh, and for some reason, I can access my blog through every platform ever, except my computer. I’m frustrated!

I already had a good nap, but that haven’t helped me at all. And unfortunately I had to turn down TWO invitations to watch Zootopia tonight. So, I need to make this night worth it!

Expect at least one more post today.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

Saturday Late Night/Sunday Early Morning


I should be sleeping, because tomorrow I need to be on set at 9 am (not a set I want to be part of, just returning a favor), and I’m here, setting up a blog, listening to Coldplay and Queen… Yep. My lovely mom, made a marvelous act of gifting me a week of HEALTHY groceries and I just ate a whole bag of Lay’s Limón. I need my girlfriend here to stop eating like shit. I usually don’t take care of myself when I’m alone, I don’t know, maybe is the lack of motivation of looking good for someone, like for my Brazilian Llamarina. When she’s around, I become someone I wish I was when I’m alone, healthy.

Probably after posting this I’ll grab a cup of water, throw this empty bat of fatness away, brush my teeth and sleep for some hours.

I’m seriously thinking on going to a random place to meet random people, since uberPOOL is free this weekend for people who use a certain credit card, which in my case, it’s good.

I wish I had funnier friends, of at least people that are not home-only or ultra vegan type of people. Like going out just to try random food or drinks.

Speaking about drinks, yeah, I would kill for a Sierra Nevada right now. Probably I should grab some tomorrow.

And last, but not least, I usually mention a lot of brands, and trust me, I’m not getting paid by any of them, because if I was, I wouldn’t be doing the boring stuff I’m going to do tomorrow morning.

So, good night and I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

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