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Photoshop King

Howdy,

Today is the day I’m going to fix my llama fur, and it’s been months that I don’t do that, so, I’m pretty excited!

Oh, and I almost forgot to show you… A couple days ago, my beautiful Brazillian Llamarina, needed some help with her college stuff, and to influence her, I decided to do the same thing. She needed to do 4 covers for a fictional magazine, and while she was doing it, I did three myself.

(Click on them to see it in full resolution)

Pretty good, huh? I’m really proud of myself.

So, now it’s time to get ready, because the place Mr. Llama is going is fancy!

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

TOP TIER COFFEE

Howdy,

It’s really good to see that other bloggers are liking some of my posts, even though, if people didn’t like it, I would keep doing it, because why not, right?

Somebody bought a really creamy smelling coffee, which reminds me of the top tier coffees I usually drink when I travel with my family or for business. When I was at Hilton Tokyo, everything over there was top tier. I feel that are only two good types of coffee, the top tier ones you get from 4 or 5-star hotels or places that pay a lot of money for certain types of coffee, or the ones you or someone make for you, when you are going through a bad situation. This makes me miss my mom, even though, until today, I fight a lot with her (it’s getting better, we are fighting less, I’m becoming a good boy).

Oh, today I was confused, three pimples randomly appeared on my face! I feel like a hormonal teenager. It’s been ages since I got my last pimple.

And, to close this post, I have a question: did penises grow over the time? Because every painting and sculpture ever have a really small dick. Pardon my language and my ignorance, but it is better to ask than keep the question unanswered inside my head.

Later today, I will also tell you people, the story of the mysterious book that appeared in front of my building.

I’ll see you soon, muchachos! 😉

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